Ah the delicious world of Syfy Channel Movies.

On Saturday 8th May you can check out Mongolian Death Worm, Syfy’s latest masterpiece of computer-animated monstrousness versus in-it-for-the-paycheck actors (Lindsey Lohan – say hello to your future).

Sure Syfy movies are cheap, cheerful and very, very corny – but at least you know what you’re getting – bargain basement B movie thrills and a perfect stoner movie. Dollar for dollar that’s probably better value than a bloated big budget movie like the revamped Clash of the Titans.